This time I am assisting a friend of mine to get his girl.. Story goes like this:
He was my officemate...Few days back he came to me & told he has fallen for a new trainie in the company...He asked my help to persuade her for a date ... I was super excited & assured him that mission will be accomplished in a week's time... But all this is not for free :) Il get a treat at regent ...
I started guiding him ... This guidence package includes everything from saying dialogues to fwdding msgs... Ya its correct some of the senti msgs i drafted myself & sent it to him ... My friend without editing a single words fwded it to her ... I tell him "kab bhav khana hai" ,"kab senti marna hai"...We do regular ph counselling...
Even I am surprised that whatever I say is falling into place ... Probably by now after so many unsuccessful relations I have become a perfectionist...Atleast my experience is helping someone...
Sometimes our hero becomes restless that she is not msging , I tell her jus hold on , let her feel more about u ...She will msg & she does n that too some senti one...
Some might say I am doing wrong but not everyone is shayon or to some extent me, to have guts to talk to any girl...Who cares..After all evrything is fair in Love & War ..
Present situation is that our herione has got ready to go out...
14 Murmurs & Reactions:
ha ha ha ha..gr8 going Mr.Hitch..
keep us updated..
You really never stop, do you, mate? :-) Well, all the best for your "counselling" sessions. And yeah, I ain't no Casanova, man (although I am flattered).
Dr. LOVE, huh...!!! All the best.
Abey tera dost bhi dhakan hai kya ? Yeh kaam toh Gandhi ko chhod ke sabko aata hoga ! :-P
Latest update: our hero took his girl out yest after bunking the office. Everythin was goin well n good when his boss called. Newez he enjoyed his time n he was blushing.
Actually the girl is a localite so he cant take her out in the eve only office hours. But this is also fun.
@Raths
i remember that movie . The best line in that movie was "duniya mein har ladki patai ja sakti hai"
@shayon
what u meant to say , i didn get it.
Btw u r now a family man :)
@mannu
abe dangu kahan hai ?
@sakshi
thank u.
@Raj
Sudhar jaa beta..... honest suggestion. Ladki ko bhau dega to ladki palat ke bhi nahin dekhegi:)
Please refer to the below mentioned rules. might help all guys who are in need of a gal.
Theorem 1: All gals wants attention from guys.
Theorem 2: They want their guy to be different from the masses.
Theorem 3: The moment u stare at them, they start feeling that you too are like any ordinary road side romeo staring at gals.
Theorem 4: Gals fall for guys who are tough to get or not easily seduced
Theorem 5: Look at a gal once remember Just Once. 2 baar dekha to kuch nahin ho sakta(Reason- she should know that u saw her but ur not interested in her. She takes this as her challenge to make u fall for her.Every gal considers herself the best and also feels that she can make any guy run after her.**Extension of Theorem 4***)
@Sakshi: You can give you feedback if i have made any mistake :)
@Unknown Ladki Baaz: All the best for ur tries. Theorem yaad kar le zindagi bhar kaam aayegi
Chaki ki m*** , meri lif mein koi ldki palat ke nahi aati.ek baar gayi to permanently ovr. So , its good . Koi justifiction dene ka tension nahi hai.
Btw i haven seen u followin all these theorms .u jus do d reverse like runnin after d girls.
I agree only 20% to ur so called theorms. Infact i never follow all dese age old style. For me if my instincts say go then i go for it. Its that simple for me :)
latest update frm my student:
he took the girl to CCD n Dominos . They were together for more than 3 hrs. My friend is also quite intel. He didn take his bike. They went on auto so that he can be wid her for more time. Note-no reserve auto , he used share. Also d girl paid at CCD.
kudos to Mr. Raj....
kudos to Mr. Raj....
kudos to Mr. Raj....
Kudos to Mr. Karma, for posting the same thing thrice! :-D
@mannu
ha ha ha
OMG!!! I laughed after ages reading the comment section.
@ Karma-
LOL, poor you getting your leg pulled.
@Raj
Live Commentary dene ka kya chakkar hai, itna footage to Mr Unknown Ladki Baaz.
@Mainak
My take on your theorems
Theorem 1- Is 100% true. Every girl makes a HUGE effort every morning to look good. Unless and until she doesn't get the appreciative looks of the boys, all her sajna sawarna goes waste.
Theorem 2:For this all I will say is that 'Beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder', but one thing is for sure- That for committed girl- her guys is different from the masses.
Theorem 3,4 & 5- Guys need to learn the art of subtly appreciating the beauty of girls rather than ogling them like objects of desire.
I hope that is helpful.
mission accomplished...now they regularly go out..
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