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The Resumé Of Jesus Christ

I was re-writing my resumé the other day when I felt that it'd be much better if I could get a few samples to work upon. I did googled for other people's resumés but to no avail. Then suddenly the idea of searching for resumés on LimeWire (a p2p client) struck me. Well, it wasn't really a bad idea as I happened to figure out a hell lot of curriculum vitaes. However, my find of the day was a word document that happened to contain the resumé of, no other than, Jesus Christ himself. I was kind of amused, the way it was put up, and couldn't help myself from sharing it with you. The Resumé of Jesus Christ Address: Ephesians 1:20 Phone: Romans 10:13 Website: The Bible . Keywords: Christ, Lord, Savior and Jesus Hello. My name is Jesus -The Christ. Many call me Lord! I've sent you my resume because I'm seeking the top management position in your heart. Please consider my accomplishments as set forth in my resume. Qualifications I founded the earth and establis...