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HAR PHONE BILL KE PEECHE EK LADKI KA HAATH HOTA HAI

Yesterday Shayon asked me " How much is your phone bill ". I replied dont ask. I recharged for 2200 talktime at the start of this month & the balance is now only Rs.650 , still 10 days are left in this month. I fear I would have to recharge again. The only reason behind my whooping bills is a girl. I spend almost 70% talktime to talk to her. I should mention here that even this topic was suggested by the same girl.

My condition is no different from any other guy in this world. Its a typical characteristic of every male that he will definitelty call a girl if she is very sweet to talk to him... Some two years back I got my 1st cell.. During those ancient times my validity would get over but balance wont...Slowly the time changed and in the final year of my coll jus the opposite started happening... and the present situation is that I have the validity for my whole timetime but not the balance.


There is one thing that girls never "MISS" to do and that is called -- giving MISSED Calls. See ,even Calls are called Miss-ED... So its a default assumption that females should rule the male phone bills... Well going into the details of this missed call thing, i dont understand why do the girls give missed calls... If they want to talk to a guy then why dont they call . I addition to this they will just start their "chik-chik" for indefinite hours. I should must give credit to girls that they can talk & talk & talk on phone for hours & hours & hours never thinking that through what mental condition the guy would be going through on hearing her bakwas. From where the girls get so much of crap topics to talk about for hours...Supposedly they think all guys work in this world work in some telephone company... The worst part is that the guy thinking his dad owns a telephone company & just continues to listen her.... I have seen people making fools of others but havent seen people making fool of themselves...


Let me tell you some of the after effects of this whole "calling" thing...

1) First & foremost , this addiction leaves a guy's
pocket substantially lighter & he's always short short of money.


2)He gets cut off from his male friends who always complain that he has forgotten his old friends .

3) Even there is serious loss for the country ... the young guys are wasting their valuable time for someone whom they are nt even sure would be in their life the next week or even the next day

4) There are also serious health problems for guys.... Since most of these calls are made in the night the guys feel sleepy , unenergetic all throughout the day...
the list will continue so I must give a pause here...

The only profit earner from these calling episodes are the service providers....

I should mention the name of a special person whose bill has never been less than Rs1000 frm the day he got his 1st cell... he is Mr. Shayon.... He just cant live without phone & nobody is there to compete with him... He is the undisputed king... His queen would be happy on knowing this but unfortunately the king also holds many other side by queens.

After reading this whole post atleast two girls would definitely run after my life... The 1st one is definitely the girl whom I talk to on phone & the other one is Sakshi ( Is it correct or its Saxi ?) ... & I am eagerly waiting for Sakshi's comments ...

So, am I eligible to get a doctrate on girls ???

Enjoy n continue calling girls...





Comments

To,
Dr. Raj Alakshendra
Phd(Woman Psychology), Mphil(Womanology),

Sub : Reply to the article posted by your esteemed higness on TWM

Dear Sir,

It gives me immense pleasure to be penning my thoughts after reading a wonderful, hilarious & at the sametime an insightful article which bares open the reality.You have been able to express beautifully a situtation in which all of us ,yes I ll take the liberty of being a lil prudent here in including ALL OF US, would have found ourselves to be in sometime or the other.
I'd like to reflect on your article however in the reflections below you doesnt mean "you" it means a generalised form of YOU:

I ll start by saying bluntly, STOP calling those girls..We all very often hate their absurd talk which is sometimes maddingly irrelevant,which at other times leaves you wondering "Why is she telling me this nonsense crap ?" or worse still "Uhhh!! What do I have to do with this bit of news/info/talk she's bombarding me with?" .It can sometimes get so boring that you feel that you would never call her/them again but again u call them ..Why ? The answer has a lot to do with the basic human instinct & is very long & maybe a lil abstract so I ll try to simply put it .bcoz we long for the so-called love from the opposite sex .We want to satisy our egos by saying "Look I am talking to a gal & that's making me happy" even if my self-respect doesnt permit me to do so coz you dont give a damn about the so-called ur ego till the time u r hooked to a gal on fone..But after that you realise that you are no better than a person who decides not to drink but cant stop getting hung over again n again..like Devdas.
These days I have been reading views of philosophers like Kafka ,Kant, Ouspensky & after reading, thinking & analysing their viewpoints I would say hat most of the times even if a person wont want to do a thing(here calling a gal) he'll end up doing that particular thing only in the hope that it will satisfy him only to be disappointed again. The Devil inside us makes us do all these things..If you really like talking to someone then do it for hours end but if not,dont do it even for a second!!! yes even for a second! See the point is very simple : As men ,we dont feel like talking to someone who bores us for even 15 mins & probably we should be doing the same thing with a gal but something in us tells us that "No!! Even if she's boring..she's a gal,she's ur friend " & it makes you feel falsely happy only to make you feel dejected again..
I just say if you dont feel really gud while talking with somebody (in person or on phone),you dont have to even if SHE IS A GAL & believe me it would be the best decision you would have ever taken.
I hope you wouldnt take the above opionion personally as those were my personal views.

Yours Sincerely,
A person whose current fone bills are now just 600 pm &&&&& who's much more happy than he used to be when he used his pm bills were >1300 pm :PPP
**************
@Raj
Lagey raho..njoy!! mast article hai
raj alakshendra said…
mannu I should say that if you would have written on this topic then it would have been a much better one... u r too good...

I feel that you have done a lot of studies on men's Psychology... Well I should also agree that I have also gone through the same feelings as u have written....
Sakshi said…
Dr.Raj, The reason why Shayon's bills are so huge is that, we kind of stay miles apart... and the thing that I always say is that once we start staying together our phone bills will come down for sure. The next reason for him talking so much on the phone is that he is pretty lonely in mumbai lacking the friend circle he had in college so therefore the phone.
Why only girls- That only he knows, I have stopped figuring that out.

Now, about our thesis, Girls tend to maro missed calls, y... no idea. I dont do that. The only person I used maro missed was Shayon..now I dont.
I now that guys get bored talking all the time...and still you make it a point to call back when you get a missed call. And then talk also for the length of time that you call waste. Arre, yaar stop calling them na... better still when you call em back ask em if they have anything important to say..if not tell them you'll catch em later.
Its a great post and I must compliment you on actually thinking in depth about the issue. And its Sakshi legally, you guys can call me whatever you like.
Keep up the great work... Theory of Girls is still a long journey.

@ Mann
I think I echoed your comment. Great comment though.
Raj!!!
By the way it's 'MISSed' calls and not MISS calls.
Great post, but alas the subject that is 'Woman' is too large and entangled for you to get a Ph.D. with just that one assesment!!!!
Come back in a few years when you've made more progress. And even though I want you to succeed, I'm not entirely sure you will (the unpredictability of a woman is such)!!!
D
Madhulika said…
@ raj
waah kya watt lagai hai humari dosti ki....poora ka poora insult kar dala....if u r so much tensed abt ur ph bill then i'll also suggest that STOP CALLING!!!!!!!!
aap to apne self respect ko baaju me rakh ke call karte ho but jin gals k baare me baat kar rahe ho unke liye thoda difficult hoga apne ego ko ignore kar k aapse baat karna...so i hope now u'll get less miss calls n ur ph bill will reduce significantly...
raj alakshendra said…
@sakshi
thanx for ur comments maam... one thing is for sure, u dont want 2 hear anything bad abt shayon... hey PKP u r very lucky 2 get her...n the journey on theory of girls has started.. i hopr il complete it...
there is a request to u ... y dont u post a article ???

@dion
i was sure that ul definitely find a mistake... next time il try to achieve perfection... ya girls r too much unpredictable... even God couldnt read their mind...

@ all
As everybody has said that i should stop calling those girls... I have already done that... except 2 girls i dont call ne girls... even if i call i dont talk for more dan 10 min at max... Probably i am more occupied by work n want to waste my time...

those 2 girls ... one of them is madhulika n after reading her comment u all can see that she is very angry with me... Well i should say i enjoy talking 2 u... so dont take it otherwise...n il continue calling u even u dont give me miss calls... n i call u not for any reason but bcoz unconditional friendship...so koi insult nahi kiya hamari dosti ki...

I got a good scolding frm the other girl on ph...

I jus hope no more girls read this article... ladkiyon se kabhi panga nahi...
raj alakshendra said…
can anybody tel me who has edited my post.... its much better now ...
The only person who could've done it is Rathz. And he left his 'njoy' signature at the end!!!
Unknown said…
No wonder frnds, the telecom business runs alone on love birds..

All ads you see on TV, it's all about chit chat between the two persons..

All I can say is the boys will not stop 'reacting' (that's better option than respond, isnt it) to the MISSed calls & the Girls will continue their endless gossips..

btw dion I didnt edit the post, it's Shayon, if I havn't given admin privilege to anybody else..

njoy.. (not Enjoy)
Shayon said…
@ Raj

Dude, u r simply incorrigible!


@ Rathz & Dino

Nope, it ain't me. U 4get, I now happen to be the chief editor of India's one of the leadin blogs :-p It ain't my job. N btw, even Raj himself & Karma are admins. N even Mann, if my memory doesn't fail me.
raj alakshendra said…
@shayon
m also admin... i didnt knw this ... thanx for this valuable info...
raj alakshendra said…
@dion
oye i have written that "enjoy" in my orinal post
Thank god for me blaming Ratz!!!!
He had to finally leave a comment (something he rarely does these days). Welcome back stranger!! And do you care to share any PERTINant information with us????
This comment has been removed by the author.
Unknown said…
@Dion

wat happened??
wats abt PERTINant??
Uff..so much ruckus over this editing thing with mud-splashing goin' on.. I did it as the post was pretty gud but needed polishing..By the way,Raj,it got great appreciation 4m people who read it here..Your writing style was appreciated by all..Keep it up!!
raj alakshendra said…
@mannu
thanx a lot 2 u ... now the post is perfect...

lekin bata to deta ki tune edit kiya hai....
Unknown said…
btw i changed the font & color..

;-)

njoy..
raj alakshendra said…
MY NET PH BILL FOR july'08 is Rs. 2500 .... its highest for me till date....
raj alakshendra said…
aur kisi ko edit karna hai to vo bhi apna haath aazma le... ;-)

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