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when u r single ...

Its more than a month & I havent found a girl ...But I am enjoying this new found freedom ...After some 4 years I am not into any relation...Also I am not seeing anyone coming in near future...So, let me share the feeling of being single .... lets go point wise..

1) U save heavily on phone bills ...Remember my post "har phone bill ke peeche ek ladki ka haath hota hai".. My phone bill has come down from Rs 1500 to Rs 600 ... Also I call my friends more frequently ...
Girls can leave u at any point of time without caring for anything but friends always give u a hand at any time...

2) U are free from any tension of calling any girl ... n i have felt that girls want u to call when u r extremely busy like in a meeting ...Then they will get angry so much as if u have done a murder... if u repeat this few more times they will find a new guy to talk :)

3) U dont have to search new ideas to give gifts to ur girl ... Frankly speaking I have tried all kind of possible gifts that can be given to a girl ...

4) U can have sound sleep in the night since now u dont have to listen the non-stop useless talk of a girl whole night...

5) U can party, dance, enjoy, play , watch movies without the tension of telling ur whereabouts to ur girl..

6) U dont have to listen the crying of girls anymore ... In my second relation , I had gone fed up of the daily crying sessions .... I dont understand , y the hell girls r so emotional ...
btw I have heard crying of numerous girls & they all cry in the same manner ...

7) U start working hard in ur work & u get fast results too ...

8) U get free from remembering the b'de date of the girl to her doggy ... :)

9) U become a good boy infront of ur parents ... Now they can search a partner for u ...

10) U dont have to do family planning any more .. Mind u guys its all shit ... The same girl will do family planning with some other guy after she breaks up with u ...

11) U dont have to answer every minute detail to anyone .. also u can freely share ur views on social networking site ....

Last but not the least ... U get peace of mind ...

Enjoy the freedom of being single ..

Have fun ...

Comments

Hahaha. Awesome compilation of the "benefits" .The 4th and the 5th points are especially funny but are very true!
Mainak said…
@Junta
hi ppl i know i have been in and out from this forum but trust me i have always followed each and every post of you all.

I couldnt comment on any coz of the various security restrictions imposed by my company and i hate visiting a cyber cafe :)

Now that i have switched to a new organisation i have all access thats required to keep in touch with everyone. Not necessary Orkut & Facebook.

@Raj
Some points are coreect some are not i would say only this :)
I guess if ur gal really trusts you and has faith on u she won't question bout ur whereabouts.

But i strongly agree to your point on family planning. mast likha hai be. A smack on the face of todays Womanhood :)
raj alakshendra said…
liked the word "woomanhood"
Haha I love it...so happy I followed the link from Shayon's page...and while I am innocent of a lot (but um, totally guilty on the second...) they are just so true. I always loved the feeling of new singledom...like a sudden shedding of a heavy burden and discovery of new freedom...and now you have quantified it all...maybe I will need to a do the same from the woman's point of view :D
Shayon said…
Oye Cathy, welcome to The Wall Mag. This is a blog maintained by a couple of college friends of mine, and Sakshi. Basically, after we left college, we all wanted to stay in touch with each other, and came up with this :-)

And well, it'd be really interesting to read the 'woman's perspective' ony our blog :-)
raj alakshendra said…
welcome cathy ...
i have seen many of ur comments of shayon's page ... infact on all his posts :)

n m very excited to read to know women's point of view on this topic..
raj alakshendra said…
guys , there have been many hits from different parts of the globe on this page ...
getting popular ... its nice ..
Unknown said…
I was thinking, this is what we all thought, it will be interesting to read the 'other' perspective.
Mainak said…
@Raj
When u poke such controversial topics especially on the fairer sex its bound to get hits :)

1 point i would like to add is that woman loves to fight on issues that they themself know is not correct. But for the sake of domination they would leave no stone unturned to prove their wrong point correct.
Sakshi said…
And the lady of the gang is here...!!! Hmmm, Raj I seriously think that you should you know, write a book. You have quite an insight. Now lets get to your research-

1.I agree that you totally save on phone bills.. or you can add up to em, depending on the fact that- since you are catching up with your friends after such a long time you do end up talking a lot. *Friends are always there, and no girl asks you to pull away from em*

2. Ok, tension of calling a girl. I mean hello, is it just her who likes to talk?

3. For this one Raj, kudos * I have to think soooo hard to tell him to get a gift for me* But, raj, you should toh never have a problem na, just give her an Amway product each month for free.. she would be more than glad.

4. Contradiction galore, you have a problem when she calls you up during the day, and you are busy, and you have a problem when she calls you at night... when does she talk to you really? And, well you do talk to your friends also after office hours na.. so sleep patterns are not really too affected.

5. You can party otherwise also. No one makes you a bonded laborer. She just wonders coz she cares.

6. Yeah so we girls sound alike, weeping. Thanks. You happen to be the girl's lover and confidant.. won't it be bad that she finds another shoulder.. if don't like her crying in front of you. *that is y break ups happen*

7. You anyways don't talk to the girl during your working hours citing 'you are busy' then why the hell is your work performance even an issue here?

8. You have calendars in your phones and mails... start being smarter.

9. Spare them the tension.. and find yourself the girl you can handle...

10. Family planning... Oh gosh.. well, I guess it is the girl who bears the pain.. :P

11. Facebook has major privacy control options... and its a free country...!! ;P

Btw- Being single requires as much dedication as being in a relationship does. :)
raj alakshendra said…
OMG
bachaooooo .... u can never win frm a girl .. they hav explanation to everything :)
@sakshi
nice reply ...
i agree to u & when being in a relation i liked everything from calls to giving gifts ..
but whn u r out of it , u start thinking in some diff angle ...
Anonymous said…
well, i would like to say that a boy and a girl complete each other...so my dear....jitna bhi ro dholo ,at the end of the day you will wish to have a girl by your side.
so its not wrong to define a girl as jiske sath bhi raha nahi jata aur jiske bina bhi rahne se shekayat hai....
hai na ???
raj alakshendra said…
to my dear anonymous friend ..

aapki baat bhi bilkul sahi hai ... well its like "hum-tum" ...both r incomplete without each other ...
but then the tussle continues b/w them & its all fun ...

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