Well, now that I have landed in a Consultancy firm and is infinitely bored - I thot of doing something crap-ish..well a kind of deviant from the other 'useless" thing I do in the office..(mind u I seriously curbing the habit of killing time and having my 999th exploration trip of TCS building by not going to office at all!!!)..I thot of finally reviving my writing acumen(huh!!)...well,i listed some of the jargon and on-the-fly expressions of a typical computer geek.I hope u get bored very soon and wish u never went thu them in the first place!!!
When they say:
“The SMTP mail server may be acting erratically today.”
They really mean:
“Turn me down for a date, will you? See if you get email anymore.”
When they say:
“Is that really a good user experience?”
They really mean:
“You’re cutting into my World of Warcraft time.”
When they say:
“You haven’t provided the proper documentation.”
They really mean:
“I’ve ruined the project. I plan on blaming you. Somehow.”
When they say:
“That’s not a feasible timeframe.”
They really mean:
“You’re cutting into my World of Warcraft time.”
When they say:
“I see you’ve written to the Project Leader about the project taking too long.”
They really mean:
“And I’ve infected your machine with a Trojan Horse that will make you responsible for bringing down the company’s network. Hope your resume is up to date.”
When they say:
“I’d be happy to help.”
They really mean:
“I found a naked picture of you and will blackmail you later.”
When they say:
“Help you build your website? Depends. What kind of website is it?”
They really mean:
“Does it have boobies?”
When they say:
“I’ve passed all the Microsoft Certification programs.”
They really mean:
“I’ve never seen a naked lady in person.”
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