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Post heart break rehabilitation program...

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hi folks , as the topic suggests this post is going to be quite hilarious & humorous... now lets start...
heart break or break up , whatever u call all leads to hell of a pain & who knows better than me :) :) After three major break ups , I am still standing tall...
There are two types of break up - a) dumping someone b) mutual break up... Which is more painfull ??? its depends on the individual ... But i can help how to get out of it...
Instantly after break up follow these steps ...

1) Never ever listen to romantic songs... In every song u are going to find ur girl ...taking example of a song - "tum se hi" from "Jab We met".. Bryan Adams songs are a killer under these critical conditions ..
2) No romantic movies... Every fucking romantic movie would resemble ur story ... For God's sake never see "sweet november" ...
3) Watch a lot of action movies or sex comedies to divert ur mind ... or best option is animation movies..
4) Talk to all ur friends whom u havent talked for long...
5) the most impotant is work a lot ... keep urself busy every second... start loving ur work...
6) if u get chance start dating someone of same sex or opposite sex :)
7) Destroy all the old memories ... Flush it out just like in "Jab We Met"

All these steps would work if u are willing to move ahead..

But there is an exception ... What to do in case of a Mutual Break-up ??? It will take out blood of u ... When both of u love each other & had to get apart due to some unavoidable reasons ... In that case u live on a hope that something might change in future ... But what to do when ur love is getting married in a months time ... That hope also dies ...
I havent worked on this type of break-up .. It will take me another few months before I get a solution...
For the time being follow the above steps :) :)

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Shayon said…
I think I can add a point or two, in the case of mutual breakups...

1. Never ever cut off all your communication right away. You'll get destroyed. Yes, I think destroyed is the right word.

2. Never ever keep any faint hope in your heart that things might work out.

3. If you do keep a hope in your heart that things might work out, then you better take the required steps, and not just sit with your ass on the chair, hoping that time will sort everything out.

4. And my biggest learning, in my life of 25 years (almost)...
"Friendship often ends in love. But love in Friendship, never!"

PS: Kabhi kabar hamara blog bhi visit kar liya karo...
March 29, 2010 at 3:29 PM
raj alakshendra said…
@shayn
oye, i visit ur blog daily n read all the posts.
Sometimes u r forced to keep ur ass on the chair :) :)
btw i agree to all ur points.
March 29, 2010 at 4:23 PM
Mannubhai-The Madman said…
So, Raj Alakshendra the veteran in break-ups is here with his tips :-D
Good points especially "Watcha a lot of action movies".Haha.Funny solution but indeed it works!
March 29, 2010 at 11:26 PM
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